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The Five People You Will Meet At Any and Every Beer Festival

The Five People You Will Meet At Any and Every Beer Festival

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  1. “The Geek” – we all know this man, and let’s be honest, it’s usually a man (score one for the ladies). Have you ever tried the brewery-only barrel-aged habanero-infused s’mores stout from that really weird brewery on the far side of town? No? Well, they have, and they thought it was “just okay”.
  2. “The Old Timer” – these are the people that were into craft beer before craft beer was craft beer. They will definitely ask if you have tried that pale ale from a brewery that hasn’t existed since you were in elementary school. “You should really try to get your hands on some!”
  3. “The Plus One” – for love or as punishment, this person has chosen their fate, and it is to join their partner as they talk with every single beer rep at the festival. Just nod politely and smile. You’ll make it through this.
  4. “The Designated Driver” – a god among mortals. The DD is a selfless individual who has put the group before themselves, and bears the burden of all the DDs who have come before them. Or they are pregnant. One of the two.
  5. “That Dog With a Not So Clever Beer Name” – 15%. That is the percentage of dogs brought to a beer festival that are trained well enough to be there. 2%. The percentage of people who cry because “Suds” the Spaniel mix looks just enough like your childhood dog and you’ve had just enough Double IPAs to elicit real tears.

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